I am embarking on the final days of my final true summer vacation ever. I am determined to make this next week epic.

I just took a trip down memory lane and read like my last 15 posts. I wish there was like an amend option. I know you can edit posts, but I would like to publicly address how I have failed to accurately predict my life.

Pause to reflect

I'm sorry my blogging is so all over the place. I'm always changing my mind about the "me" that I want to be reflected here. I don't mean to say that I've never not been myself, but I really can't figure out the voice this blog should be in.

Most of the time I am just complaining. Sometimes I wish that this was really a diary... oh the stories I long to share with you all.

I don't know what I sought to gain from this post. I can't promise that I'll find my voice anytime soon. I think that's why I was never interested in a career as a full-blown writer, and why I love advertising...I get to wear so many hats.

Brief, yet solid, article that I did not write

To Experience Your Brand, Eat Your Own Dog Food — and Buy It at Retail Too

me speak

drunx = drunk or drunks

rich = fancy

d'kraziass = that's the craziest / hot mess

berry = in general, someone who is just a waste of space

goss = God, used like this, "Oh my goss!"

osckifer = a drunx (see above) interpretation of police officer

LOL RIKKI

Mon Dieu!

After taking 4 years of French this makes me feel so inadequate:

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Rikki

hahahahahahaha

that little french girl makes me feel inadequate

12:51pmRoseanne

aw

i like how she says "crocodile"

12:53pmRikki

yeah adorable

i wish people still thought it was cute when i said crocodile

12:53pmRoseanne

word

that's how you'll know when to marry somebody

12:54pmRikki

hahaha

Fail Boat

I'm at work. My usual place of blogging. Anyways, I actually have an assignment but I'm too distracted to work on it.

A) I have a ton of packing to do

B) My 3 favorite bands are all playing in my vicinity this fall, and are all playing multiple dates

C) Facebook

D) Procrastination with a twinge of defiance and a slight complex against authority

Today I ate:

Whataburger

Souper Salad!

McDonalds

Taco Bell

Gross.

No rest for the weary

I have returned.

I just read like my last 10 posts, and lord, I sound so gay.

It's like 4 in the morning and I have to be up for work in 3 1/2 hours.

I'm moving into a new house though in like 3 days and I only started packing up my shit like 2 hours ago. I am so dumb sometimes.

I also accidently stole a table from Ikea today. You know how everything at Ikea comes in those flat boxes? Well we grabbed what we thought was just one dining room table, we get the thing home and we realized that we had actually grabbed two. One had just gotten taped to the other.

Needless to say we're keeping the stolen goods (we also forgot to pay for a doormat). I feel guilty, but I don't even know how to go about returning them. Ikea was like Disney World on Memorial Day weekend or Walmart on tax free weekend.

I said "like" a lot in this post, and I still think I sound pretty gay. Blah.

*In reference to a string of previous posts: this summer I am continuing to find friendships in unexpected places. Exhilarating.